I beg anyone to give me there 18 digit NUS card number ?

Okay its a saturday, all my local banks are shut on sunday, and i need 23 pence in my account to buy a suit for a wedding on tuesday night. I can't put money into my bank anytime before 3:30 as i will still be in school (year 12), i for next day delivery it has to be before 2pm :/ . Im just begging someone to lend me the NUS number so i can get 10% discount from a website, then order my suit tomorrow or tonight, it will then get dispatched monday and be with me buy tuesday, where i can wear it to my uncle's wedding reception on tuesday night :) please i beg anyone :) :) <3 <3 <3